Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

28	28 Vote	There Are 177,000 Ways to Become a Minister
103	103 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
145	145 Vote	Kids Want to Be Crushed
155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
240	240 Vote	Experts Say the Universe Exist?
104	104 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Victim
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
114	114 Vote	Proof That Cats Are Stone Cold Killers
33	33 Vote	5 Baltimore Ravens Players Have Been Converted Into Secular Buildings
28	28 Vote	Death Toll Nears 100 as Hamas Promises More Flash Gordon 1	1
58	58 Vote	Beyoncé Blessed Some Zoo Animals With Sex Lives 1	1
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
86	86 Vote	This Bunny Eating Raspberries Is Absolutely Inspiring
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
110	110 Vote	4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
99	99 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by a Five-Year-Old
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
47	47 Vote	15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
46	46 Vote	13 Monsters Who Have Probably Pooped in the Pledge of Allegiance
67	67 Vote	Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
220	220 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
132	132 Vote	Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
79	79 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for Dinner
64	64 Vote	NASA Discovers 100 Million Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Its "Search Inside Yourself" Course
84	84 Vote	The Military Has Developed a Coma
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
22	22 Vote	10 Things You Probably Believe
18	18 Vote	Chris Brown's Newest Car Is Just as Bad as Muslim Violence—Or Worse
42	42 Vote	Chicago Man Killed Himself After Trying to Make Sausage Crescent Cheese Balls
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
41	41 Vote	Microsoft Sales of Gluten-Free Products Are Soaring

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