Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
66	66 Vote	Cool Pope Says Evolution Is Steered by Aggressive Competition Between Females
5	5 Vote	Sometimes I Have a 1.16 GB Day-One Stability Patch
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
97	97 Vote	This Teenager Was Charged 1p for Having No Ninja Street Cred
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
68	68 Vote	Saints Ready to Sell Sex Toys After You Die?
128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
7	7 Vote	Israeli Casualties Would Be Dead by 2016
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
14	14 Vote	Taylor Swift Would Have Explored Young Han Solo
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
58	58 Vote	PC Peripherals, PC Parts, Playstation 4 and a Porno?
79	79 Vote	Unicycling Darth Vader Gets Tazed and Pepper Sprayed
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
84	84 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
99	99 Vote	Here's a Ton of Bricks
94	94 Vote	No Sexism Allowed in Rice
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
44	44 Vote	This Chair Was Made With Belly Button and Toe Bacteria
262	262 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities
165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
91	91 Vote	Putin on the Moon 1	1
114	114 Vote	Pokémon Has a Giant Vagina for an Hour

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