Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

vulcan64

Voted Headlines

14	14 Vote	Forget Ugly Christmas Sweaters Put on Bigfoot's Hairy Head
107	107 Vote	I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh 1	1
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
101	101 Vote	Another Moronic Little Kid Has Made Millions Smile
193	193 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram
75	75 Vote	What the Internet Makes Worse 1	1
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
94	94 Vote	A Dragon Comes 2	2
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
78	78 Vote	Want to Drink Own Urine After Comeback Win Against Pelicans
134	134 Vote	Here's Why You Should Think Twice About Bulldozing the Ecosystem
70	70 Vote	Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit" 1	1
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
41	41 Vote	Soldier Returns Home to Owner
126	126 Vote	Obama to Bomb U.S. Embassy, Citizens
52	52 Vote	China Just Became Obsolete
103	103 Vote	11 Things You Must Do Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
47	47 Vote	This Czech Company Wants to Kill Your Three-Month-Old Babies
147	147 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci Shows Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
54	54 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Look Like a Deflated Tire
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
83	83 Vote	Facebook Is Creating a Superior Human Species
176	176 Vote	Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer 2	2
24	24 Vote	Efforts to Fight Ebola Patients 1	1
64	64 Vote	Taylor Swift's Kitten Sleeping on a Snowboard, Grabs Some Scallops, and Plummets Headlong Into Top Chef Extreme
121	121 Vote	A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 1	1
39	39 Vote	Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen May Join the Fight Against Terror
26	26 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Buffet of Salmon Cannon
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
87	87 Vote	10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
9	9 Vote	Songs About Guys Named Johnny Marr
72	72 Vote	This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
51	51 Vote	5 People You'll Run Into When You Ambush Adam Levine on Stage
74	74 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by Serial Killers

← Previous
1
2
…
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
…
41
42
Next →