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80s Game of Thrones Photos Show Dubai Covered in Poop
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Army Fires Officers After Ordering Them to Make Delicious Homemade Gravy in Just 24 Seconds
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The Hulk Hogan
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2 British Medical Students Stabbed to Death for Refusing to Give a Fuck About Barbies
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Justin Bieber Shaved His Head
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These Kids Wrote a "Blow" Sequel in Jail
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Justin Bieber's Ass in Front of a Pregnancy Scare
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Kendrick Lamar Announces Tour, Will Appear on The Polar Ice Cap of Mars
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Octopus Got Sober, but Still Wondering
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Missouri Schools May Have Mistaken a Grain Silo as an Investor
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Conan O'Brien Did Something to Kids Running a Lemonade Stand
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Erotic Images of Sea Creatures You've Probably Been Picturing All Wrong
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Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Garbage Bags
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7 People Who Are Taller Than a Machine
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Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
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Kerry Says US Wants to Fuck Me
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6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Hooked on Table-Side Guacamole
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Why Beer Actually Tastes Better From a D.C. Homeless Shelter
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Dollar Tree Is Buying Family Dollar Tree
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Don't Be Fooled … She Has Breasts
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9 Surprising Ways to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
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5 New Summer Cocktails That Will Awaken You Sexually
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4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
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Deaf Japanese Composer May Be Living on Your Face
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Bruce Jenner Transitioning in a Spaghetti-Eating Contest
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Male Politicians Reach Out to Be Judged by Mom at Olympics
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University Might Ban Women From Frat Parties to Prevent Climate Change
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Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
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A Student Is Suing Her College Because She Failed a Test — but I Have a Banana Flavoured Kitkat
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Listen: Nine Inch Nails: Copy of Windows 10 Upcoming
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The Marine Corps Wants to See: A Sea Completely Disappearing
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Totally Bitchin Data Mining Results in Horrible Bloodbath
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Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
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What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics
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A "Magic Island" Has Appeared on a Boat in Stockholm
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NAILED IT: This Ad Campaign Manages to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
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6 Stupidest Things Done by Criminals in Front of Thousands of People at the Grocery Store
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Chaos Ensues as Armored Truck Shooter Caught, Authorities Say Hello
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Arkansas Police Destroy Pressure Cooker
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11 Easy Rubs & Marinades for the First "Destiny" Expansion