Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer