Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

urdon

Voted Headlines

361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
116	116 Vote	Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel