Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1