Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

36	36 Vote	23 Excellent Reasons to Be a Serial Killer
326	326 Vote	History May Not Have Happened
364	364 Vote	How to Make Sense
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
2	2 Vote	10 Reasons You're Still Single
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
235	235 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
73	73 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
183	183 Vote	Some Girls Are Just Too Cute To Eat
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
171	171 Vote	All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
138	138 Vote	38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
364	364 Vote	American Culture Is Bullshit
8	8 Vote	The Walking Dead Game Features a Crying Koala
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
206	206 Vote	Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe 2	2

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