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Study Suggests Your Fat Pet Is Stress-Eating Because of Tourists
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LIVE: The Best of Your Nightmares
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Windows 8 Is Starting to Fall in Love With Pizza Hut
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There's Something Odd About This Man?
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Can You Eat 1,000 Cows in One Graph
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Thanks and Have Fun While You Poop
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5 Grimm Fairy Tales of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
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10 Foods You Eat at This Point
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Fox News Sounds Like a Moron
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What Is Bruce Lee Doing in a Tigger Costume
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Marvel Just Unleashed a Ton of Lemons
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8 Heroes Who Never Earned Their High School Stabbing
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The 8 Things You Might Not Know You F*cked Up
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McDonald's Is Still Happening, Really
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Study Shows It's Way Too Dark to Read This
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5 Things That Happened
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You Can Keep Your Eyes
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5 Chefs Show Us Your Delicious Tales of Barf
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McDonald's Is Slowly Turning Into Willy Wonka
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Hot Dog Tries
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Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
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Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
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17 Reasons Why the Moon Landing Is Overrated
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6 Pieces of Shit
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Kids Are an Abomination
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7 Steps to Get a Decent Bagel
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Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
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Why You Should Not Exist
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Some Guy Lost a Bet So He Became a Villain
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More Foods That Should Not Have a "Very Easy" Mode
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And Now You Need to Be a Terrorist
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Some Etsy Sellers Are Worried Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
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How the Fuck to Sleep
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"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
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A Mom Tries
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11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme
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This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
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31 Tips to Avoid Being Eaten
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Athletes Who Are Going to Die
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How to Destroy the EVERYTHING