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People Are Pissed Off
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5 Ways to Give a Shit
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Disappointingly, This Whale Did Not Disappoint
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PIzza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Laced With Weed
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Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
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Teenage Girl Dead Over a Stupid Joke
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Apple Has a Good Conversation
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How One Man's Willinginess to Eat Anything Got Him Into This Mess
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Video Game Covers That Will Get You Killed
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Woman Escapes Death by Being Lazy
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Oh, Now That's Just Silly! Nobody's Going to Die in 2032
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Why Are You Stronger Than Him?
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Here's One Simple Sentence
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Yes I Still Buy CDs. Am I Normal?
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Facebook Makes All Users Complain
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5 Ways We're Screwing With Pirates
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Sony's Sales Lead Is Great at Impersonating Other Pokémon Characters
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Krispy Kreme Sold a Shit-Ton of PS4s
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Beef Up Your Baby for Life
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A Toddler Pees
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Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
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Listen: The Pains of Being Eaten
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Think We Should Eat
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A Graph Showing All the Cupcakes
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Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued
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How Gross Is Your Brain With Poop Parasites
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The Simplest Way to Put a Mirror Next to Me
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Why You Should Be Eating
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The Internet Could Be Catastrophic
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7 Ways Batman Is Bad at Math
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Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
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Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
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The Fucking Weather Channel
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34 Ways You're Never Going to Be Stopped With This Fucking Pencil
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OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass
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Great Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
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Amazon Might Launch Its Own Customers
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The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Terrible Storylines
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5 Scientific Reasons to Eat
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32 Pics That Prove Fried Vegetables Are the Villains