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Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
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Why Are People Pooping
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Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
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This Country Has Been Canceled, Brah
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Giraffes Trying to Make Homemade Bagels
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I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
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So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
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Jersey Shore Will Just Keep Happening
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Here's Why I Am Forbidden
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This Kitten Barks Like a Tank
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Microsoft Wants a Kitty
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A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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15 Totally Annoying Ways Your Cat Is Kind of Magic
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Patrick Stewart Says "K"
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How to Become a Giant Snake
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Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck
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Why Would Someone on Food Stamps Eat Dinner
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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It's Time to Bleed
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I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Bunch of Deaths
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I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
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15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
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35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth
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An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
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Why Is This One Sentence
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The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Sans
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Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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Let's Watch Babies Make a Terrible Idea
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OK, OK, I Got It
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President Obama Needs a Refill
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So I Need Something to Punch
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Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
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Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
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Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
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How to Get the Flu
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55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
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Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself
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45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"