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The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough
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Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS
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You Can Never Eat Enough of Ghosts
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You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
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Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes
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Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
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A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed
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So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
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The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
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This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
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Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
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Why Americans Should Be Illegal
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21 Ways to Eat Bees
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Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks
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Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
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18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
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I Grew Up in an Elevator
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15 Dogs Who Are Sick of Batman's Shit
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What You Need to Give a Shit
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Their Son Wasn't a Typo
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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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Dog That Thinks It's 1999 Again
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Police Use Dog to Find a Girlfriend
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"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
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I'm Never Going to Die
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You Have a Boner
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
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Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
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Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
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Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
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Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
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No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
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Return of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat Disease
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Why Vending Machines Are So Beautiful You Wouldn't Believe
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BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism
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I Want to Die