Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

235	235 Vote	The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof 2	2
122	122 Vote	Tim Burton Is Ruining Lives
3	3 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers Bassist Has a Massive-But-Adorable Breakdown
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
166	166 Vote	These Caterpillars Could Destroy Us Without Warning
7	7 Vote	Are You Single? Then You're Probably Tired of Nemo's Sh*t
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
199	199 Vote	NASA Wants an Apocalypse
116	116 Vote	Teen Accidentally Kills Himself While Taking a Bite of Watermelon
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
193	193 Vote	Doing 3 Basic Things Will Make You Cry
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1
182	182 Vote	You Need to Binge-Watch All of Your Bullshit 1	1
119	119 Vote	Doctor Who: The Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Kids Into Cows
130	130 Vote	Only 6% of Americans Believe God Decides Football Games Nowadays 1	1
86	86 Vote	Doing Cocaine Now Will Make You Crave Beef
85	85 Vote	Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
165	165 Vote	Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
180	180 Vote	10 Life Lessons Kids Learn From the Lack of Oxygen 2	2
92	92 Vote	Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
127	127 Vote	Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
184	184 Vote	How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
110	110 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
188	188 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
216	216 Vote	Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
174	174 Vote	4 Embarrassing Attempts to Make Lasagna
181	181 Vote	Mundane, Everyday Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
83	83 Vote	The Dicks of Our Eyes
253	253 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
340	340 Vote	Watch a Nice Ass 1	1
167	167 Vote	How to Get Paid for Shi**ing
78	78 Vote	Woman Imprisoned as a Compliment 1	1
172	172 Vote	Canada Makes a Long-Awaited Return
139	139 Vote	Photographer Transforms Ugly Ship Containers Into Beautiful Piece of Shit
72	72 Vote	I Was Just Making Organic Soaps 1	1
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
251	251 Vote	Nope Nope Nope. That's Not So Great
9	9 Vote	The Book of Karl Lagerfeld Just Got Beheaded and Turned Into Wario

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