Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

200	200 Vote	You Know What's Really Cool? Doing Something Else
135	135 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
193	193 Vote	Stop Pretending We Aren't Going to Suck
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
410	410 Vote	These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
363	363 Vote	Republicans Start to Give You Nightmares
9	9 Vote	Here Is a Lot of Shouting
139	139 Vote	Computer Models Show How Twitter Can Be a Catastrophically Bad Idea
166	166 Vote	Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
124	124 Vote	Why You Should Be Recycled
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
256	256 Vote	How to Apologize After You Die?
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
211	211 Vote	Reasons Why No One Cares
120	120 Vote	Eating Too Much Salt Speeds Up the Gay Marriage
246	246 Vote	Dear Twitter, You Are an Idiot 1	1
133	133 Vote	Skateboarding Cat Has the Answer
296	296 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
368	368 Vote	5 Reasons to Go Away
18	18 Vote	Candy Crush Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
428	428 Vote	7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong 4	4
119	119 Vote	This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
142	142 Vote	5 Terrifying Things Ever Done With a Banana 1	1
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
189	189 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Cuddly Cute. At All
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
83	83 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
141	141 Vote	Candidate Not Allowed to Kick Ass
259	259 Vote	This Is Real and It's Going Disastrously
298	298 Vote	Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
78	78 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Brain Interface
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
218	218 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
299	299 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

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