thepenguinking2

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Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
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I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
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43 Pets Who Know My Sins
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We Chose to Go to School Because EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
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You Shouldn't Have to Do Trigonometry
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Yes: It's About Gun Violence, but It's Kinda Funny
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
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Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
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Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
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Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
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39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters
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Jurassic Park but With Vampires
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You Might Be a B*tch
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely
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Carl Sagan's Birthday! Time to Summon Toast Demons
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You Might Not Even Exist
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Sources Say Hi
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35 Minutes With a Toaster
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More Accurate Titles for This Fucking Panda
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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2014: A Bad Idea
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I Never Thought I'd Get Shivers From a Banana-Opening Toddler
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Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
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Brazil Plans to Sue Me
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
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Are You Sick of the Universe
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Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now?
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10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
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You THINK You Exist
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
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Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
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Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity