the grim heaper

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A New Body Part Has Been Delayed
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Lil Wayne Ends Interview When Asked About Christmas Tree
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
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Santorum: Obama Has No Legs. His Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Costume
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Wear This Coat Made of Sexy Garbage
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Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
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The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
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Watch the Daleks Prepare to Lose Unemployment Benefits
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Meryl Streep Could Be Used for Fuel
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I Played a Drinking Game Against a Computer Virus
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Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
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Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
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Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the National Rifle Association
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Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Bra That Fits
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Japan's Fugitive Penguin Apparently Thriving in Tokyo Hotel Room
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"Exploding Actresses" Does Exactly What God Meant in Isaiah 40. Watch This and Remember, God Is in Christ
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Man Convicted of Being a Picky Eater
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The Parent's Guide to Bomb Disposal
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Simpsons to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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Romney to Use the Bat Signal
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Larry King Is Returning to Wrestling
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Romney Refuses to Say Cheese
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Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
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Minecraft: The Story Only Gets Worse
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Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled
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66 Million Girls Under 14 Give Birth on Hospital Lawn After Nurses Wouldn't Even Open the Door
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Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
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Accidental Genius: How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
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"Sea Monster" Found on the Moon
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Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
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You Suck Because I Have a Moustache
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Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
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Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver
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So I Woke Up in Flames