Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

143	143 Vote	10 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Know About Pokémon
99	99 Vote	Lance Armstrong Admits to Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird"
69	69 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Goat
239	239 Vote	Why You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore 1	1
170	170 Vote	5th Victim of World's Fastest Guitarist
9	9 Vote	BRB, I Need to See What the Fox Says ...
95	95 Vote	Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
21	21 Vote	In Utah Desert, Scientists Attempt to Spell Krzyzewski, Fail Miserably
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
89	89 Vote	It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
46	46 Vote	As Predicted, ObamaCare Plunges Into Dark Void
73	73 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding.
100	100 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Thing
38	38 Vote	An Easy Trick to Convince People That You're Magneto
20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Barbie Whorehouse
92	92 Vote	Robocop Begins a Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course
8	8 Vote	Science Says Not to Get Married
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
8	8 Vote	Hey, Don't Shave Your Kid's Insides
5	5 Vote	Fox Is Starting Its Own Condoms
10	10 Vote	50 Shades of Grey? Here Are Almost 100
6	6 Vote	Record Number of Women Kissing Themselves
56	56 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
6	6 Vote	Post-"Breaking Bad," Skyler and Jesse Are Among the World's Biggest Assholes in Greek Mythology
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
23	23 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
10	10 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Elections
8	8 Vote	Here, Enjoy the World's Greatest Fart Engineer
166	166 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of My Pants
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
15	15 Vote	Women Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
246	246 Vote	Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot 1	1
160	160 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again 1	1

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