Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
136	136 Vote	NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
123	123 Vote	This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
96	96 Vote	The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
71	71 Vote	Author of LuaJit Explains Why He Changed Mind on Weed
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
168	168 Vote	Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
135	135 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Should Probably Be Low-Rated by Historians
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
122	122 Vote	Everyone Should Get Jobs
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
221	221 Vote	Rihanna's Adventure in Space
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
99	99 Vote	Obama Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
109	109 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores

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