Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

67	67 Vote	How to Stop Them From Stopping Bullying
46	46 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
120	120 Vote	Do You Live in the Airport, Fuck You
86	86 Vote	What the Founding Fathers Said About Your Tits
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
87	87 Vote	How to Murder Neighbor
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
58	58 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
168	168 Vote	The Guy Who Did It Again
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
13	13 Vote	31 GIFs That Will Help You Injure Your Friends, Puke
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
25	25 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat
491	491 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
54	54 Vote	A Glimpse Inside the Scientology Mothership
143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
35	35 Vote	Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes

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