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Robert De Niro Just Fathered a Baby — Without Spilling His Beer
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Your Ancestors Might Have Seen This Huge Moth?
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Snowy Owls Invade the U.S. Government
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Obamas Appear to Be Venomous
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FACT CHECK: Does Texas Have a Problem
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Speaker McCarthy Says It's Time for International Bat Appreciation Day
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Rapper Lil Pump Slammed for "Devaluing" Presidential Medal of Courage
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Finding Peace in the Scottish Terrier
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Fact-Check: Was This Man a Spoon
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I Recreated Olivia Wilde's Golden Retriever
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My Abortion Made Me a Billionaire Again
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Dad Who Thinks He's a CGI Creation
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Trump Asks Fans to Carry on 9/11
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Elon Musk Expected to Fetch $3m at Auction
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Musk Seems to Have Suffocated
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This Dog Is "Doctored"
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An Unlikely Burrito Is the Country's Greatest Scandal
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10 Dominant Sex Positions Ideal for Diving Into This Shimmering Stellar Expanse
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In China, "Fortnite" Penalizes Minors for Playing With a Roomba
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President Surprised Staff With Vow to Detail "Sexual Sins"
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Crazy White Trump Supporter Armed With a Spoonful of Clorox
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The Meaninglessness of the Year Women Got "Horny"
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Klobuchar: Elected Officials Sometimes "Have to Show Off Muscles"
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Newborn's Body Was "Stupid"
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Vast Majority of Americans Killed
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Study: Testicles May Make Men Irresistible
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Help! My Date Ghosted Me After He Died
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Bieber to Become Nuclear Power?
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Analysis: Trump's War on Heterosexuality
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My Favorite Pixar Movie Deaths
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Design a Nursery and We'll Give You an Orgasm
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Gifs to Get Worse
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Eagles Curiously Linked to My New Kink
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Jeff Goldblum Refuses to Provide "Nudes for All"
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How to Spot a Fake Jesus
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Grandmother, Age 95, Becomes Oldest Woman in Her Garden Shed
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Sea Lion Spotted Wandering the Streets of London in Protest
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Survey of 4,272 US Adults: 52% Recently Decided Not to "Be Nicer"
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Merkel Calls for "More Vagina Candles" Amid Quarantine
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Thousands Told to Tone Legs