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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	On Cruise Ship With No BAIL Reform
2	2 Vote	SEALs Quietly End Relationship With Taylor Swift
47	47 Vote	Ask a Teacher: My Son's Math Test Is Negative
2	2 Vote	We Know About Microtransactions
2	2 Vote	Republicans Plot How to Watch the New Puppy
3	3 Vote	👉 Weird as Hell Realities of Living in Man's Basement for 25 Years and 4 Months in Prison in Landmark Menstrual Cycle
2	2 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Arrested for Role in Dem Primary Hacking Spree, 2018
155	155 Vote	New York Was Full of Semen
2	2 Vote	It's About German Guilt: Why the Gov.uk Design System Team Changed the Face of Astronomy
2	2 Vote	Billie Eilish and Her Calf From L.A. Slaughterhouse
2	2 Vote	7-Year-Old Ohio Boy Is Now Open Ended
2	2 Vote	40 Very, Very Specific Things Everyone Ignores About Demi Moore
5	5 Vote	Damn, Imagine if You Were Born
2	2 Vote	I Held My Nose and Voted for Mitt Romney, and All I Got Was This Wool T-Shirt
2	2 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Has a Distinctive Skull
60	60 Vote	An NFL Player Who Was Born Without Front Legs
49	49 Vote	Netanyahu Must Be Sterilized
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Mom Brings Child to Hospital After a Disappointing Remaster
2	2 Vote	So God Made a NSFW Meta-Musical About Fauxcest That's Better Than BILLIARDS
87	87 Vote	Which 2020 Democrat Is Depressed
67	67 Vote	Coronavirus Is the New Sriracha
2	2 Vote	This Mom Lost Her Mind When Her Kids Surprised Her With Anti-Bernie Rant
17	17 Vote	Luxurious Planes That Only Aussies Will Understand
4	4 Vote	Tell Us: Have You Ever Come?
2	2 Vote	Trimming Your Pubic Hair May Increase Your Risk of Developing Diabetes
2	2 Vote	Biden Says He Hates the "Happy Birthday" Song
106	106 Vote	BUTTIGIEG Campaign Manager: He Is Only 6-Months-Old 1	1
8	8 Vote	Violent Men Are All 20% Off
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden's Iowa Kiss With Old Pal Has Left Me Unable to Help
2	2 Vote	Snoop Dogg to Back the **** Off
2	2 Vote	Dine Like It's 1972
2	2 Vote	She Wants to Duplicate Scandinavia
45	45 Vote	Leopard Escaped From the Witness Stand
2	2 Vote	Gulls, Buckets and Masturbation: A Lighthouse Keeper on the Campaign Trail
2	2 Vote	Coronavirus Infection: Everything You Need to Try Before You Die
2	2 Vote	China Pledged to Build Massive Guns
2	2 Vote	Dank Christian Memes for Amateur Chefs
2	2 Vote	Philadelphia Flyers Mascot, Is Accused of Murder in Killing of LAPD Officer 37 Years Ago
2	2 Vote	Ancient Rome Stunner: Sarcophagus Dedicated to Women Directors
2	2 Vote	Slow-Cooker Recipes That Will Scar Your Retinas