Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Like HELL They're Not! Amazon Worker Dramatically Claims "Dildos Are Not Forgotten"
62	62 Vote	Lion Unwisely Tries to Return My Calls
6	6 Vote	Bernie Sanders Team Shoots Down Rumors That He's a F*ck Boy!
5	5 Vote	Cop Comforts Abandoned Baby Yoda
82	82 Vote	How to Cope With Personal Messages From Spider-Man
25	25 Vote	Watch a Libertarian Make a Star Destroy Itself
2	2 Vote	Zion Williamson Pledges to Cover Bare Breasts on Upstate County Seal
121	121 Vote	Four New Ways to Use the Bathroom
41	41 Vote	Your Cremated Loved One's Ashes Can Be Held at Gun Point
2	2 Vote	Acupuncture Is BETTER Than Fortnite
89	89 Vote	John Cena: Why I've Changed My Mind About Having Multiple Orgasms
4	4 Vote	Lana Del Rey Invites You to Dread the Word "Vagina"
2	2 Vote	I Can Never Look at Paul Atreides
6	6 Vote	Is Amanda Bynes Pregnant With Her Own Daughters
4	4 Vote	I Stumbled Into a Depressing Work of Art Every Morning
65	65 Vote	The Best Moisturizing Products for Your Oreos 1	1
2	2 Vote	CBS/YouGov Poll: Most Americans Don't Want to Be Groomed
5	5 Vote	Have You Experienced a Period of Time?
111	111 Vote	Ducks Make Great Techno
7	7 Vote	I Hope We're All Adding Liqueur to Our National Psyche
3	3 Vote	Multiple People Killed During 9/11 World Trade Center Attack 1	1
7	7 Vote	Adele Formally Files for Divorce From Miley Cyrus
5	5 Vote	Florida Man Tries to Find Cheap Cigarettes Rescued From Mountains
4	4 Vote	Trump: I Don't Think We've Seen the End of the Moon
226	226 Vote	What Remains of an Ass 1	1
37	37 Vote	Pigeons With Tiny Bose Speakers
68	68 Vote	Do You Really Need to Exist
33	33 Vote	Nancy Grace Details Disturbing Encounter With a Kitten
3	3 Vote	Inside the Sex-Positive, Socially Distanced Rebirth of Sex Ed Sheeran
57	57 Vote	President Trump Asserts His Hair Is Just the Chaos of D&D Gone Horribly Wrong
2	2 Vote	Noam Chomsky Unveils America's Deplorable History of CRPGs
5	5 Vote	Remember Slinkies? People Are Dying
2	2 Vote	Sanders Shows No Sign of Giving Kids "Lap Dances"
5	5 Vote	Taylor Swift Revealed the Terrifyingly Real Nature of Consciousness
221	221 Vote	GitHub Is Now a Hate Crime
2	2 Vote	The Best Vibrators in the Time of Silence
4	4 Vote	Things More Sexually Exciting for Women Than the Disease. The Disease
6	6 Vote	No One Puts Bernie in a Suitcase
485	485 Vote	Analysis: 2020 Is Cancelled
7	7 Vote	These States Want to Be Blown Up