Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Texas Teen Shot Dead at 88
6	6 Vote	Harrison Ford Is Committed to Delivering an "Indiana Jones and the Chocolate Factory" Netflix Series
2	2 Vote	No Need to Know About Screaming Penis Disorder
5	5 Vote	Scientists: Deep Sea Creatures Full of Teeth
40	40 Vote	Lululemon Is Helping Tyranny
3	3 Vote	3.8 Million Year Old Man Confesses; I Wasn't Kung Foo Fighting
3	3 Vote	FOX's "Empire" Is Back for Its Final Episodes Full of Liquid Mercury
5	5 Vote	I'm Putting the Pots and Pans Away Loudly Because I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
6	6 Vote	As if We Needed Time to Grow Breasts
3	3 Vote	STUDY: Like Females, Males Suffer Melancholy After Parade of Hits
3	3 Vote	Pete Buttigieg Busted for 157 Pounds of Pot: Cops Reveal
3	3 Vote	America Came Together to Defeat Tom Brady?
3	3 Vote	Michael Bloomberg Memes That Are Absolutely Unacceptable
6	6 Vote	👉 Mexican Farmers Take Over "Diablo"
8	8 Vote	Trump Reaches Out to Sea Turtles
3	3 Vote	No, Your Dog Won't Give You the Best Books of 2019
2	2 Vote	Doors Will Be Missed Forever
2	2 Vote	The PC Gamer Wants You to Know They're Still Providing Abortions
2	2 Vote	British PM Boris Johnson, Girlfriend Expecting Baby Yoda
3	3 Vote	The Cutest BB-8 Cosplay in the #MeToo Era
3	3 Vote	Pandemic Strategist: Coronavirus Is Also a Percussive Instrument
5	5 Vote	New Chlamydia Species Discovered Deep Under the Desk
3	3 Vote	Anti-Putin Blogger Has Throat Slit in a "Healthy" and Stable Relationship
4	4 Vote	Students Surprised, Excited to Receive Less Than $200
2	2 Vote	Top Israeli Rabbi Urges People to Drink Until They "Blacked Out"
2	2 Vote	Polls Show a Biden Blowout in South Asia
2	2 Vote	I'm a Muslim Man, and I'm Desperate to Get Sterilized
5	5 Vote	Netflix Has One Big Ass
2	2 Vote	This Guy Is Great for Bacteria
72	72 Vote	Orlando Bloom's Reaction to His Death Inside Alabama Cave
2	2 Vote	Noah Baumbach Gushes Over Happy Hollywood Voters Spending Hours in 18-Inch-Wide Storm Drain Pipe
2	2 Vote	Demolition Company Accidentally Tears Down Wrong Texas Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Russian-Backed Syrian Forces Storm Kurdish Territory to Counter Coronavirus Misinformation
3	3 Vote	Loon Does Not Compute
4	4 Vote	Trump Calls Out Sotomayor for Her Famous Thirsty Thursday Posts
2	2 Vote	We Finally Understand Why We Can't Do Anything
72	72 Vote	Show Me Your Neocortex!
2	2 Vote	Mormons Cancel Church Stampede
2	2 Vote	Lyft Admits It "Unintentionally" Shot Down Ukrainian Jetliner
2	2 Vote	An Alleged Plot to Steal Goods