Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

97	97 Vote	Controversy Surrounding the "Ice Age" – Did It Originate in Government Lab?
3	3 Vote	This Is What Really Happened in the Bathroom
3	3 Vote	Celebrate Earth Day With 1,917 Fatalities
5	5 Vote	Actors We've Sadly Lost in Shallow Graves
57	57 Vote	Consumers Nearly Twice as Likely to Catch Fire
2	2 Vote	Prince Charles Out of Democratic Race
55	55 Vote	The Upcoming "Super Pink Moon" Will Be Postponed
151	151 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me "Feel Ashamed"
5	5 Vote	Processed Food Is Not Just for Socialists Anymore
4	4 Vote	How to Make Your Own Sheep
129	129 Vote	I've Been Trying to "Outlaw Sex"
83	83 Vote	Weinstein Convicted of 1,549 Homicides
3	3 Vote	When Someone Slides Into Your Warship
98	98 Vote	YouTube Says It Has "Brought Coronavirus Under Control"
3	3 Vote	"Human Remains" Have Been Found at Edge of Solar System
3	3 Vote	"Black Panther" Fan Art Is Designed to Power 900 Homes
2	2 Vote	Why Britain's Snap Election Is Bad News for Ohioans
5	5 Vote	Chicago Alligator Reportedly Moving to Canada: Source Tells
2	2 Vote	FATHER'S Obesity During Puberty Doubles Risk of Being an Artist
2	2 Vote	15 Dank Memes About Purging the City
2	2 Vote	ATTN: Do You Think You Were Born
8	8 Vote	Alien Bacteria May Have to Start Worrying About Libel
2	2 Vote	Satellite Photos Dramatically Illustrate the Effects of a Nostalgic Escape Into the Void
37	37 Vote	Suicidal Mice Are a Tough Sell
6	6 Vote	Kylie Jenner Opened Up About the Realities of Death Metal
188	188 Vote	Scotland Bans Use of "<"
4	4 Vote	Most Women Are Women
108	108 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of All Five Oceans
8	8 Vote	RANKED: The Best Ways to Get a Sunburn
2	2 Vote	18 Party Appetizers That'll Make You Cry
256	256 Vote	BREAKING: President Trump Declares State of Total Denial
2	2 Vote	Why Do We Eat on Thanksgiving Night
2	2 Vote	Biomutant Is in Trouble IN Baku, the Trump Doctrine Succeeding
60	60 Vote	Chuck Schumer Has a Knife
59	59 Vote	Dow Plunges 10%, Sinks Below $30
2	2 Vote	Joey Fatone Says He Turned U.S. Into Anti-Immigrant Country "overnight"
83	83 Vote	Victoria's Secret Tunnels
2	2 Vote	Stars in the A**
2	2 Vote	Obama Says Dems May Not Receive Holy Communion
3	3 Vote	Nevada Is Just Adorable