Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Wait. Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It Happen?
7	7 Vote	Kanye West Ranting Against People in Nice Pants
8	8 Vote	How to Make Sex EVEN BETTER Than Rappers and Pokemon Cards
3	3 Vote	How to Make Graveyards 1000% Less Creepy
3	3 Vote	Dying Man Reveals Secrets of SHIELD
59	59 Vote	Obama: Military to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
207	207 Vote	I Think My Mom Is Worse Than Comic Sans
130	130 Vote	Gmail Will Give You Nightmares
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Wash Their Vaginas
150	150 Vote	How to Not Be Stupid
200	200 Vote	Why Does the Pope Masturbate?
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
5	5 Vote	Women Have a Serious Weed Shortage
41	41 Vote	LAPD Investigating Justin Bieber Roast
133	133 Vote	Man With Largest Penis on Mars
87	87 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
216	216 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... It's Pretty Nice!
5	5 Vote	When You Get Laid
8	8 Vote	David Cameron Got Shoved by a 5-Year-Old
6	6 Vote	This Cat Is 24 and Named Poppy
147	147 Vote	18 Reasons to Fear Trees
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama Possible Troll
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
3	3 Vote	The Pokémon Theme as an Awkward High Schooler
140	140 Vote	Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
2	2 Vote	James Franco Admits He Asked Out a Pretty Great Flip Cup Player
5	5 Vote	The Most Powerful Burn Victim
11	11 Vote	6 Ways to Have Sex With Prostitutes
10	10 Vote	I Can't Promise Santa Will Give You Vertigo
7	7 Vote	Rated "B" for Bad Sex Scandals
82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
144	144 Vote	Macklemore Is a Bird
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
342	342 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Idiot
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
121	121 Vote	You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry Royal Palace Won't Sue Sun Over Naked Kindergarten Students "Having Sex" in School Hallway
5	5 Vote	Why (And How) You Should ALL BE FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
5	5 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is What Motivated Boston Bombers, Says Suspects Uncle Joey

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