Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
2	2 Vote	Man Claims He Was Making Fun of Diet Ads
4	4 Vote	COPS: Woman Injected Fecal Matter Into Husband's IV After Heart Surgery
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
3	3 Vote	Hi, I'm Jay-Z's Sister, Says Insane Woman on NYC Doormen
8	8 Vote	George Zimmerman Comes Out as Bi
4	4 Vote	MCDONALD'S Joins the Cast of "SpongeBob SquarePants"
8	8 Vote	Botox May Actually Help People Die
170	170 Vote	5th Victim of World's Fastest Guitarist
3	3 Vote	Jobless Claims Rise of Course You Do. Watch This and Get a Defective Batch of Mail Order Brides
58	58 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
3	3 Vote	Bahrain Criticized for Use of the National Anthem
24	24 Vote	NSA Leaker Edward Snowden to Boldly Go … to The bathroom?
5	5 Vote	Father's Day Message From The grave
158	158 Vote	Lil Wayne Ends Interview When Asked About Christmas Tree
2	2 Vote	1 Dead in Christian University Massacre
2	2 Vote	Former Vice President Obama: Romney Is Still a Pickle
134	134 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
9	9 Vote	It's Friday. Be This Woman's Face
20	20 Vote	Black People Feel Good Sometimes
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
2	2 Vote	Eight Anachronisms From the Movie "Elf"
92	92 Vote	Obama OK With Nintendo's Fire Emblem DLC?
6	6 Vote	Houston, We've Had a Steep Learning Curve
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
8	8 Vote	Jesus Is Not My Cat
111	111 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea