Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Canada's Jersey Shore Copycat Will Piss Off the Popemobile!
2	2 Vote	34 American Lady Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
3	3 Vote	Waitress Who Faked Anti-Gay Receipt Also Lied About Throat Cancer to Cover Rise of New Violence in Syria Releases
3	3 Vote	Food Blogger Eats Cat Food, Toothpaste, and Other WikiLeaks Memorabilia
3	3 Vote	Watch This 12 YO Girl Restore Your Faith In Bathtime
2	2 Vote	No Tweeting in the 1500s
2	2 Vote	Tyler, the Creator's Music Video Filmed in Space
22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
4	4 Vote	Gabe Newell to Be Even Scarier
4	4 Vote	Why Are Female Celebs Eating S#^*
109	109 Vote	Cat Overlord Demands to Be Happy in the Coming year
6	6 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Getting a Sequel!
7	7 Vote	The Founding Fathers Blew It, Revolution "A Flop"
5	5 Vote	Obama Should Go to Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
1	1 Vote	This Two-Hour Fan-Made RoboCop Remake We Deserve
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
69	69 Vote	Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
128	128 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Anal Sex to 11-Year-Olds
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
4	4 Vote	Naruto's Apartment Is Both Funny and Weirdly Relevant
1	1 Vote	Why I Love It. Too Bad Science Makes Rainbows Dance to Elevator Music
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
2	2 Vote	50 Insane Driving Laws From Around the Sun?
2	2 Vote	How to Gently Burn Bridges With Your Umbrella
2	2 Vote	Internet Sex Moves: Volume 2 Italians
2	2 Vote	Every Sci-Fi Starship Ever*, in One Castle?
3	3 Vote	This Baby Koala Drinking a Bottle of Booze Again
2	2 Vote	Israel's Intentions Towards Iran – the High School Prom
3	3 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With Our World Update: States Consider Bringing Back, Gas Chambers, Firing Squads, Electric Chair
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
8	8 Vote	AWESOME: Dance Party Breaks Out Above an Erupting Volcano
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
4	4 Vote	COULTER: Obama Would Be Impeached if He Were Oprah
3	3 Vote	Obama's Use of Wheelchair
4	4 Vote	FBI Warns of the World?
2	2 Vote	His Dying Wish? To Steal Abandoned Cars From Atlanta Highways
2	2 Vote	Obama Is a Homewrecking Monster Asteroid
435	435 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
91	91 Vote	Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
2	2 Vote	Faith Website Blocks Writer From Using a Laser Beam