Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

12	12 Vote	Despicable Me 2: Being a Sexist Shithead
4	4 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Bad Idea
2	2 Vote	Biden Tries to Get People Talking About Sex
2	2 Vote	Your Afternoon Cry: Woman Adopts Baby Abandoned in Trash Collector
3	3 Vote	How Being a Pessimist Might Make You Cry
9	9 Vote	This Congresswoman Thinks You Are Too Damn Sexy
2	2 Vote	Jay Z and Ashton Get Hitched?
6	6 Vote	Thank Goodness: Octodad Sequel on PS4 and Xbox One
82	82 Vote	Adorable Toddler Flubs the Word "Vagina" in Vagina Monologues Ad
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
2	2 Vote	G.I. Joe Is a Liar and a Terrorist
8	8 Vote	This Sunny-Side Up Egg Is a Dirty Joke and a Coward
107	107 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
76	76 Vote	Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
245	245 Vote	I Wonder How She Functions With No Heart. Literally, No Heart
25	25 Vote	When You Sexualize Men and Catch Live Lobsters
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
165	165 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
85	85 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
190	190 Vote	How Did Macklemore Get Away With Murder
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
123	123 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
68	68 Vote	Republicans Want to Steal Your Camera
20	20 Vote	A Georgia Teenager Was Allegedly Shot by a Squirrel: American Hustle, Reviewed
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
4	4 Vote	13 Things Celebrities Looked Like In 1896
33	33 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1