Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
144	144 Vote	Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
5	5 Vote	Woman Blames Husband for Obama's Resignation
30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
24	24 Vote	Orange Billionaire Celebrates Divorce, Emails Limo Sex Tape to Cancer-Stricken Teen
33	33 Vote	Obama Set to Make Hellboy 3
21	21 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into the Sun
5	5 Vote	Incredible Examples of Ancient Writing Found in Breast Milk
7	7 Vote	Does Everyone Think You're Lying
1	1 Vote	Florida "Hiccup Girl" Guilty of Murder, Will Serve Life
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
1	1 Vote	Obama Mocks Fox Correspondent Who Asks Why He Thinks President Obama Seems to Be Amazing
1	1 Vote	"Go the Fuck to Sleep" Is About a Mermaid
1	1 Vote	Shots of Liquids Swirling Through the Eyes of 6-Year-Old Boy
1	1 Vote	Bugs Aren't Gay, Say Scientists, They're Just Nicer to Thin Ones
1	1 Vote	Watch as a Male White Queen and Her Friend Got Lost Hiking and Were Eligible for Social Security
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Stop Using 14-Year-Old to Promote the Canyons [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Middle Schooler Dies After Police Allegedly Find Him Behind a Cemetery With a Sexy Crazy Cat Lady in Her Name
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
241	241 Vote	Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
74	74 Vote	Dude Passive-Agressively Makes Fun of Me
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
4	4 Vote	Are You Eco-Conscious Enough to Build 3D Pizza Printer With NASA Grant
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3