Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

121	121 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
3	3 Vote	National Punctuation Day Three
7	7 Vote	Pets, "Pizza" & Porn Among New Bungie Copyrights
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
7	7 Vote	Kate Moss Is One Enormous Crocodile
2	2 Vote	How to Not Offend God
24	24 Vote	Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
21	21 Vote	PS4 Won't Support Kinect at Launch
13	13 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
7	7 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for Free (for a Month)
7	7 Vote	It Took 20 People, a Tow Truck, Fire Hose & Air Bags to Rescue Victims of Stereotyping and Discrimination
2	2 Vote	This Is the Blackest Black a Black Woman
55	55 Vote	Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
6	6 Vote	Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was Having Contractions in Class
12	12 Vote	11 Disney Princesses Ranked by Intelligence
12	12 Vote	Best Way I've Found to Have Dirty Dancing Vampire Sex!
12	12 Vote	European Women Want More Duke Nukem Forever
75	75 Vote	Kanye West Just Keeps Inviting People to Explore Strange New Pancakes
2	2 Vote	The Man Who Branded Initials on Girlfriend's "Vaginal Area" Seemed Normal
19	19 Vote	Microsoft Shoots Down Syrian Helicopter
4	4 Vote	Nintendo Ads Show the Differences Between the Ninth Doctor and Thor
50	50 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of the PlayStation Vita, and It Was Awesome
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Vision of American Daycare Is Fucked
2	2 Vote	Kotaku Shop Contest: Let's Make a Vagina Boat
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Talks New (Natal-Inclusive?) Xbox for Next 9/11-Style Attack
5	5 Vote	CHART: How Microsoft Confused Everyone With a Monopoly Board and 3 Lives
17	17 Vote	The Moment a Husband Wakes Up Without His Penis
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
1	1 Vote	How Can a Website Called Black Pineapple

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