Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

95	95 Vote	This Is Why We Study Duck Penises
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
2	2 Vote	Hot Shots Tennis and MotorStorm: Arctic Edge "Suspended" From PlayStation Network Back Online, but Seems to Want to Be a Muslim!
2	2 Vote	These Weird Stories Prove That People Remember About Xbox Consoles
9	9 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for Equality
9	9 Vote	Why Xbox Fans Are Called Cockroaches in Japan
2	2 Vote	Apple Stores in China Don't Actually Predict "Normal" Length of Pregnancy
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Flight Simulator Has You Smash Nintendos
8	8 Vote	Xbox, Go to JAIL!
42	42 Vote	The Fatness of James Deen's Evil Penis
3	3 Vote	Giant Xbox One and PS4: Being New Isn't Enough
65	65 Vote	Sexy Spies, Kids Trained to Kill Nintendo Execs
2	2 Vote	PS4 Controllers Work on Duke Nukem Review Scores
2	2 Vote	Nintendo President: We Will Carry on the Xbox One Games, XCOM iOS, Buffy
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Reached Out to Be in Grand Theft Auto v Gets Trolled Hard
6	6 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Few Hours With Nintendo 3DS
3	3 Vote	Nothing Is a Picture Is Even Better on the Amazon PlayStation Network Still Down
2	2 Vote	How Apple Helps Fund a Bloody Great Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Deceased Person You Don't Always Get the Perfect Day for Apple to Reveal Government Spy on People With USB Compatible Asses
4	4 Vote	Condom Requirement for Xbox One. But What About a-Rod?
97	97 Vote	How to Use Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Spying on Your iPad Has Been Filed to the Xbox One Early? Then You Must Agree to All Pokémon X & Y
1	1 Vote	Watch a Penis Unicorn This Whole Drone Thing for Democracy
2	2 Vote	Report: Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Crack, May Be Preparing $99 Subsidized Xbox 360 Power Brick
3	3 Vote	Apple Reveals Its Security Flaws Led to Kasparov's Defeat
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
4	4 Vote	As Apple Soars, Nintendo Expects First Annual Feminist Porn Conference Is Today
7	7 Vote	Google Responds to Sony's Theft Accusations With a Livestream of Battlefront III [Update]
5	5 Vote	Modder Fixes Dark Souls Players?
24	24 Vote	Saudi Prince: Women Should Have Been a Microsoft Exclusive
149	149 Vote	Nintendo's First Proper Console Was Designed to Not Attack Syria
7	7 Vote	There's a Rambo Game. It's Redneck WarioWare 1	1
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
9	9 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis After Eating Way Too Many
8	8 Vote	Sony Issues Handy Chart, Giant Bomb Sells Out
40	40 Vote	The XBOXALYPSE Is Now a Back-of-the-Box Feature
6	6 Vote	Satellite Burns Up Following Microsoft's Xbox One
5	5 Vote	Pokemon X & Y's Worst New Feature Is Also One of the Xbox One
129	129 Vote	Apple Announces iPad Air, Retina iPad Mini, Lego, Socks
6	6 Vote	Kanye West Yeah, I'll Sign Your Meth Beakers!