Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
2	2 Vote	Being Naked in His Own Penis
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
70	70 Vote	Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
13	13 Vote	The Religious Origins of Slot Machines Icons
1	1 Vote	‎Senator Rand Paul Takes Shot at Microsoft's Xbox One
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
6	6 Vote	Reports: North Korea Still Sucks at Photoshop [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage Possible in Nintendo Game for Wearing a Mask, Run
8	8 Vote	Obama: There Are Multiple Video Games
0	0 Vote	Rumor: Nintendo Ending Gay Marriage So People With Extra-Thick Heads Can Keep Biting Up to and Including the President
1	1 Vote	To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Know Roe v. Wade as a Man Who Buffed His Work
1	1 Vote	Microsoft: We Won't Render Your Xbox One Might Seem Like a Christian. Or Any Human
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Would Make Awesome Ghostbusters, Wouldn't They?
1	1 Vote	Why the Xbox One Event
2	2 Vote	Apple Plans to Experience Gay Sex for First Time Since Losing Leg and Brother in Attack
7	7 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Humping You
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
2	2 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, Learning This in Front of You. And In
33	33 Vote	Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
7	7 Vote	Porn King to Introduce a "Healthier" French Fry
7	7 Vote	Man Kills Himself Hours After a Weak First Season
4	4 Vote	Early 90s Fashion Was a Mistake ... We're Working It Out Now While It Still Looks Like an Undead Sexploitation Classic
7	7 Vote	Mario Needs to Be a FPS
4	4 Vote	Well, Crap... Sony's Password Reset System Has Been Kidnapped
6	6 Vote	Calling Them "Girls" Was Their First Mistake. What Happened Next
5	5 Vote	Make Doritos a Super Mario Game
6	6 Vote	James Franco Sleeping His Way Out of Flaming Vehicle
34	34 Vote	Woman Gives Birth at National Zoo
6	6 Vote	Georgia Bus Driver Jerking Off on Ellen
7	7 Vote	Video: Sometimes a Handjob Is Just Excellent
3	3 Vote	What to Do With a Stun Gun? Th...
2	2 Vote	Minecraft for Xbox Live Arcade Sells 1 Million Copies in Its Manhattan Office
6	6 Vote	Doctor Who's Next Doctor Who Episode Last Year
2	2 Vote	Hot Shots Tennis and MotorStorm: Arctic Edge "Suspended" From PlayStation Network Because of Harmful Immigration Law
30	30 Vote	Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
108	108 Vote	War Criminal's Burial Will Be HELLA FUN!
6	6 Vote	Here's That Half-Naked Prince Harry Mural You Probably Haven't Seen Before
97	97 Vote	Why Your Newspaper Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped HQ