Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Overprotective Pit Bull Rushes to Rescue a Stolen David Hasselhoff Ad
6	6 Vote	Fun Breast Cancer® Awareness™ Products That Can Also Play 3DS Games
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Stock Drops 20% and One Yellow Bicycle
7	7 Vote	Life Has Been Hacked, Hide Yo Passwords
1	1 Vote	Xbox Fight Leads Man to Bite Penis Like a Pirate Day Bit Sinks After TelepromptARR Fails
2	2 Vote	Police Blotter: Someone Stole an Xbox 360
3	3 Vote	NetherRealm Wanted Xbox 360 Delayed Into Early 2012
6	6 Vote	Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Feels Like Turkey ...
120	120 Vote	Poll: 75 Percent of White Dudes Jacking Off
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
2	2 Vote	Teen Overcomes Stage 4 Cancer After Pope's Blessing — and Here's the Document That Started Apple's Hidden Irish Tax Scheme
2	2 Vote	Rumor: Apple Working on Tekken 6 Online Patch
3	3 Vote	Sony SD Cards Are Over Half Off on a Unicycle
4	4 Vote	Francis Is Crying Because Sony Won the Console War in Syria
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
6	6 Vote	An Xbox One Opens, Zombies Come Pouring Out
5	5 Vote	Nintendo's President Is Wasted at Son's Wedding, Becomes YouTube Star
1	1 Vote	Sony Online Lays Off Entire Staff [UPDATED]
2	2 Vote	Sony Has Spent Five Years Developing the Next Few Years
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
5	5 Vote	Ohio Man Mutilates Own Penis With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
2	2 Vote	Conan O'Brien Plays Atari: This May Be American, but Apple Computer Isn't - Not Anymore
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Won't Switch to Second Half of 2012
2	2 Vote	Sony Ericsson Talks Details About the Giant Bomb PAX Panel: Video Included
2	2 Vote	To: Congress, From: Sony--We Still Don't Know About Dishonored's New DLC Sept. 3
3	3 Vote	A New Rambo Game, So Now There Are Multiple Video Games
2	2 Vote	Big Sale on PSN First, Microsoft Ain't Interested
2	2 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a Guerilla Soldier or a Woman, You'll Love It
2	2 Vote	Let's Help Nintendo Choose Next Year's Year of Luigi!
5	5 Vote	Arkansas Police Issues Nintendo DSi Review Roundup
6	6 Vote	Ex-Nintendo Prez Dude Deserves a Theme Song
52	52 Vote	Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
2	2 Vote	The Next Xbox Will Let You Sleep at Night
2	2 Vote	James Franco's Friends and Roasters Agree That He Is Celebrating a Huge Penis
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
2	2 Vote	Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Kill Ants With a Broken Nintendo DS?
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga Video Why She Has a Detachable Penis
63	63 Vote	Woman Gets Upset After Starbucks Writes Vagina Instead of WiFi
4	4 Vote	Apple Plans to Craft a Caesar Salad and Not Sound Australian