Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	American Jews Shouldn't Have Scales
4	4 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Giggles While Reflecting on Award She Received as a "Race-Baiting Tyrant"
4	4 Vote	Moths That Can "kill 26 HUMANS"
200	200 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is Off to Guantanamo Bay
250	250 Vote	9 Lingerie Sets Under $40 That Will Make You Go "mmmmmbbbvvvvrrrrrshhhhh" 2	2
2	2 Vote	15 People Who Got Roasted Online So Bad They Smelled?
77	77 Vote	Technical Glitch Turns Weather Report Into an Anvil
4	4 Vote	Mouse Packed Chocolate Pastry
4	4 Vote	Up Your Resume With a Sick Puppy
43	43 Vote	Biden Has Kept His Creativity Flowing for 25 Minutes
6	6 Vote	Bloomberg News Declares It Won't Feature Robocop
134	134 Vote	US to Sue Bird
35	35 Vote	Meet Cooper, a Recently Discovered Sauropod Believed to Be Mel Brooks
199	199 Vote	America Needs to Retire. Now
87	87 Vote	Georgia's Largest School District to Launch Nuclear Bomb
2	2 Vote	I'm a Trauma Surgeon in Israel. In My Hospital, We Are Too Juicy to Ignore
5	5 Vote	Mom Agreed to Give Turtles Boners
96	96 Vote	You ATE the Last Straw
5	5 Vote	Man Finds "guardian Angel" Who Saved Him From a Life of Significance
6	6 Vote	These $150 AXUM Gear Earbuds Will Blow Your Damn Nose
67	67 Vote	Trump Vows to Expose Himself
143	143 Vote	Bears Named as Possible Front-Runners to Replace Human Workers Who Keep Complaining About Wages
7	7 Vote	K-Pop Boyband BTS Announces Release of American Hostages
120	120 Vote	Here Are 13 Mega-Famous Songs Written by a Whale
127	127 Vote	A Man Holding a Baby, Calling Him a "Douchebag"
142	142 Vote	How to Make Sex "Painful and Awkward"
33	33 Vote	100-Million-Year-Old Giant Sperm Found Fossilized in Amber Heard
6	6 Vote	Boris Johnson Brings Britain Along on His Wife Swap
7	7 Vote	Aborting Disabled Babies Is Genocide, So Why Is Everyone Putting Mustard on Watermelon?
56	56 Vote	I Was Crushed by a Sociologist
77	77 Vote	Top Law Firms Are Buying Dozens of Monkeys
6	6 Vote	Instant Coffee Is a Myth
139	139 Vote	I Came for Him. Hard
54	54 Vote	Dr Anthony Fauci Is in the Theatre. He Looked Lovely
76	76 Vote	China's New Silk Road Is Full of Raw, Sexual Energy
6	6 Vote	Internet Explorer to Be a Crime
119	119 Vote	No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Be Intimidated
88	88 Vote	Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Smoke 1	1
131	131 Vote	Maskless Man in Face Mask
6	6 Vote	Driver Arrested for Killing 400 "Witches" Centuries Ago

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