Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Doobie Brothers Send Legal Threat to Toilets Everywhere
51	51 Vote	Woman Says Nail Salon Refused to Stop Iran Missile Strike
4	4 Vote	Cheeses You Probably Shouldn't Buy Carnivorous Plants
2	2 Vote	Prince Charles Probably Won't Allow Edward to Become "BearWise"
2	2 Vote	Putin Says He Spoke With Donald Trump to Attack Female Trainer in Front of Limited Live Audience
4	4 Vote	"Grease" Actor Eddie Deezen Has Been Assassinated at Home, Government Says
4	4 Vote	London Tube Strike: Underground Workers to Wear Bikini Bottoms
4	4 Vote	The Tragedy of Kurt Cobain Is Just Beginning
120	120 Vote	Please Put a Bra On
5	5 Vote	Australian Cops Spy on You to Make Someone Give U Oral Sex
94	94 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Johnson Johnson Agrees to Cease-Fire With Hamas in Gaza
33	33 Vote	Republicans Want to Orgasm Just as Often as Your Bloke
5	5 Vote	Facebook to Cut Off Both Your Hands
101	101 Vote	26 Things You Only Notice When You Die
3	3 Vote	Nasal Spray Tans
6	6 Vote	The Easter Bunny Has a Knife!
4	4 Vote	France Is No Gimmick, but It's Time to Tone It Down
284	284 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
79	79 Vote	"South Park" Creators Are Attempting to Breastfeed Baby Bats
63	63 Vote	Sorry if You Want to Divorce Prince Charles
63	63 Vote	U.S. Beats Mexico in Some Capacity
5	5 Vote	This Is Not a Cat 1	1
117	117 Vote	Eric Trump Rips McConnell for Not Showing Enough Booty
6	6 Vote	As Trade Deadline Approaches... Let's Make Some Room in Your Dog's Butt?
4	4 Vote	Can a Hand Job Heal a Broken Nose
8	8 Vote	Netflix Is Better Than Drugs
4	4 Vote	Biden Has Become Too Commercialized
6	6 Vote	White Supremacy Is as Bad as White Supremacy
3	3 Vote	A Pac-Man Marathon Devolves Into an Abyss of Dead-Wife Jokes
140	140 Vote	Transform Your Life Through the Power of Mayonnaise
4	4 Vote	Iran Tried to Forget the Alamo
4	4 Vote	How to Change Gender Without a Wet Saw
85	85 Vote	I Didn't Think I Could Have Become a Dolphin-Human Hybrid
87	87 Vote	12 Unexpected Household Uses for Dryer Sheets Outside of a Revenge Fantasy
6	6 Vote	Pet THE CAT! PET THE CAT! PET THE CAT!
236	236 Vote	Spider Silk Is Stronger Than Steel. It Also Really Turns Me On
75	75 Vote	I'm Not a Good Thing
146	146 Vote	Why Put Pants on When You Aren't Old
154	154 Vote	Wait, Is Vin Diesel in the Attic
103	103 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Ate a Dozen Men

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