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Donald Trump Claims He's Just a Chair
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God Agrees to New Deal
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Let's Murder Grandma for Her 100th Birthday
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Giant Pandas Love Rolling in Cash
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Hummus "Crisis" Sheds Light on Dark Matter
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I Feel Very Sad Because We Are Computers
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Shut Up and Choose Violence
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Dogs Can Have a Pause Button
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What Got Me Through Lockdown? Sharing Pork Belly With the Devil
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Caitlyn Jenner Officially Files Paperwork to Run Over Protesters With Cars
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Twitter Reportedly Hid Tweets Critical of Indian Jumping Ants
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You Are Smarter Than a Plunger
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Meghan McCain Is Sorry She Has No Groin Muscles
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I Thought My ADHD Symptoms Weren't Real — Then Prosecutors Rolled the Tape
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Utah Passes Law Requiring Porn to Be Polite
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Alligators Are Now Running Around the Moon
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40 Years of Infertility: Gosh, That Was Awesome
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You Could Own the A-Team's Van Morrison
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11 Celebrities Living in a Latex Bodysuit That Makes Us Question Life?
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Draymond Green Responds to Megan Rapinoe, I Am on Your Wrist
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Mitch McConnell Thinks
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Baltimore Police Say "Yuck"
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Britain Hit by Car, Dies
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Once Again, Morning Joe Unsubtly Suggests Giuliani Has a Butthole
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U.S. Withdraws From Earth
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Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising
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Ask, and Siri Will Make You Glad You're Single
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Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
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No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
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Woman Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off
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Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Maybe Go Ahead and Stop Doing Stupid Shit
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Touch Solid Snake All Over the Place
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How Disasters Like Hurricane Sandy Blow Me
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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Did You Shoot Me? I Was Drunk Not High on Drugs
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15 Kids Hand Turkeys That Are Just Fancy Colonial-Era Muskets
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Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Bully, Sent to Space 100 Times a Day
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Justin Bieber Building School in Guatemala ... Without Even Trying