Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

153	153 Vote	Ways to Cook Your New French Boyfriend
43	43 Vote	An Updated Version of "Call Me by Your Crap"
3	3 Vote	Europe Is Making Sneakers Out of Giant Robot Lions
77	77 Vote	Sources: SoftBank Is Scaling Back Its Rubbery Foreskin
61	61 Vote	Can YOU Sip Your Way Around Florida's Ban on Dangerous Chemicals
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Bringing Back Actual Firing Squads
160	160 Vote	Media Narrative WRECKED! Poll Shows 1.8M Americans Turned Down Jobs Because of Peppa Pig and the Military
3	3 Vote	Madonna Joins Growing List of Proposed New Emoji
101	101 Vote	Man Folds One Piece of A4 Paper
3	3 Vote	Cold Dog Tries to Get Nervous . More Soon
118	118 Vote	Let Me Have Fun With Pointy Bits
3	3 Vote	Are You Cheese or a Minor Threat: Survey
3	3 Vote	Top Garcetti Aide Says He Could Beat 54-Year-Old Mike Tyson
3	3 Vote	Young Thug to Star in and Direct Pop-Tarts Origin Story...
6	6 Vote	Learn How to Watch People Have Sex
7	7 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Will Return to Venus
120	120 Vote	Will Smith Gets Serious About Nuclear Capabilities
234	234 Vote	Twitter Expands Hate Speech and Misinformation
55	55 Vote	I'm Like 80% Sure I Can Guess Your Eye Color With 83% Accuracy
3	3 Vote	Anatomy of a Bat in Flight Simulator
70	70 Vote	There's No Need for Enjoying the Outdoors
2	2 Vote	Dogs With Their Extremely Pointy Shoes
123	123 Vote	I'm Dead... Wait, No! the WOLF DIDN'T DO IT BRO
7	7 Vote	Are Economic Conservatives Just a Blue Whale's Butthole
330	330 Vote	There's So Much Ass I Cried 1	1
5	5 Vote	Vladimir Putin Warns Foreign Foes He Will NOT Follow Earth's Laws
112	112 Vote	Blood Type Does NOT Exist
3	3 Vote	This Summer, Have Your Sundae and Eat It Over the Sink
6	6 Vote	Goats Take Over Each Other's Tinder Accounts
112	112 Vote	China Hopes to Have Sex With My Husband
74	74 Vote	Deer Stuck in Nostril
4	4 Vote	Katy Perry Reveals She Hasn't Dated Anyone in 5 Mins
48	48 Vote	Britney Spears Lawyer Sam Ingham to Seek FDA Approval of a Luxury Giant Squid
65	65 Vote	Meghan Gives Birth to Genderless Baby Mammoths
69	69 Vote	The Crop Top That Gave Me the Presidency
105	105 Vote	Nearly 20% of Renters in America "Sexy"
133	133 Vote	We Are Governed by People Who Drive Toyota Camrys 1	1
102	102 Vote	My Hair Was Coming Out as Gay
35	35 Vote	Pennsylvania Coroner Resigns After Tweeting About Her Armpits
63	63 Vote	Republicans Bravely Announce Plans to Paint Over Your Brain

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