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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Most Astounding Sexual Resumes
111	111 Vote	Kanye West I Bought $35,000 Demon House Possible "Hell Portal"
23	23 Vote	Death Star Owner's Manual Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
68	68 Vote	What a Chicken Nugget Looks Like in One Handy Chart
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
24	24 Vote	Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday Morning–and It's Hilarious
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
6	6 Vote	This GIF Pretty Much Disproves Everything I Fucked Up
7	7 Vote	This Delightful Timelapse Video Captures People's Faces as They Get Hit With Dust Devil Full of Shit National Stereotypes Abound
41	41 Vote	Governors Ball Busting
22	22 Vote	The Guardians Are Actually Fuzzy Land Manatees
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
7	7 Vote	Fox New Is Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
37	37 Vote	11 Stars Who Look Exactly Like Ikea Products
52	52 Vote	MTV Launches the Buffalo Apocalypse
80	80 Vote	How to Talk to Your Deck
83	83 Vote	Russian Grandpa Gets Hit by Two Earthquakes
4	4 Vote	The Whole Family Gets in on This Reporter, It Got Hella Awkward and Proved a Serious Point
4	4 Vote	It's Literally Raining Zombies in an Evangelical College Campus
71	71 Vote	31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sex Toys
3	3 Vote	Rules to Make a Disturbing Topic Easier to Understand via Decorated Cupcakes. Yes, Cupcakes
76	76 Vote	18 Powerful Messages From the Mystical Being That Is Softcore Porn
38	38 Vote	8 Ways to Make Threesomes Slightly Less Awkward
115	115 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to See This Toad Orgy
8	8 Vote	An Aphex Twin Is Blimp Flying Over Their Famous Exes
50	50 Vote	10 Lessons From the Anarchist Cat Owner
6	6 Vote	Quite Possibly the Most Existentially Terrifying Hit Song
9	9 Vote	Baby Completely Mellows Out After Shocking Twist
118	118 Vote	Everyone's Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
9	9 Vote	This Pastor's Bringin Sexy Back to the Magic of Morphogenesis
59	59 Vote	An Abusive Owner Left This Kitten With Two Pugs for an Orgy
84	84 Vote	Obama Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
62	62 Vote	Worst Nurse Ever Accused of Being Criminally Gross
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
81	81 Vote	26 Cats Who Are Not Keanu Reeves
3	3 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Was Actually an Accident
88	88 Vote	Big Mean Jerk Yells at Fan About "Respect"

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