Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
9	9 Vote	This Woman's Beef With Mayonnaise
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
10	10 Vote	Hump Day Makes Me Sick
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
78	78 Vote	Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
75	75 Vote	Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
243	243 Vote	This Is One Stupid Asshole
8	8 Vote	Thousands of Birds Fall From the Stand in Murder Trial Set
31	31 Vote	America Has a Serious Case of Horse Face
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
48	48 Vote	Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
46	46 Vote	Anthrax? That's Not Very Sisterly
17	17 Vote	20 Films in Under 10 Minutes or Your Family Is Dead
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
44	44 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
254	254 Vote	The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
47	47 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
100	100 Vote	Katt Williams Arrested After Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk
118	118 Vote	Woman Escapes Handcuffs to Eat Chocolate Chip Cookies
284	284 Vote	Militants Have Taken Over Most of My Couch
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
344	344 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
151	151 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon
243	243 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
100	100 Vote	Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
63	63 Vote	5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
557	557 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, but What Happened 1	1
37	37 Vote	John Kerry Says He Has Grown Another Face
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
107	107 Vote	Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion