Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
5	5 Vote	Should You Play Tetris When You Can't Afford Your Mortgage Payments
7	7 Vote	This Little Boy Is Dancing in the First Time in 50 Years
4	4 Vote	This Hilarious Tampon Ad Perfectly Captures How Every USA World Cup and Olympics Replaced World Wars
8	8 Vote	Why Is Relatively Normal Child-Like Behavior Being Treated as an Equivalent to "Cock Block"
94	94 Vote	4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Were Ruined by Assholes
8	8 Vote	5 Common Crime Fighting Tactics (That Don't Work)
7	7 Vote	The Best Part of a Dystopia
24	24 Vote	The Difference Between a Cheap Camera Lens and an Oven
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
8	8 Vote	Watch This Inspiring 6-Year Time Lapse of His Crotch
6	6 Vote	6 Movies That Actually Got Funded
128	128 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
6	6 Vote	Jon Hamm Says He's Quitting Acting to Be Thin Mint
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
6	6 Vote	Mario Gets Darker With God, Drugs and Alcohol
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Term "Friendzone"
5	5 Vote	5 Myths About Illegal Drugs You Probably Shouldn't Take Literally
141	141 Vote	The 10 Stupidest Things You Thought
9	9 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Villain
9	9 Vote	We've Never Been So Excited Over a Puddle of Mud
142	142 Vote	Ask an Expert a Dumb Question
104	104 Vote	Asparagus Wrapped in Uncertainty
5	5 Vote	See Why We Should Stop Saying We're Pregnant
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
125	125 Vote	Michael Bay Considered Such a Big Problem
93	93 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Pulls Off Video Game-Like Bike Stunt
7	7 Vote	Now's Your Chance to Make Your Daughter Feel Bad About Herself
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
75	75 Vote	How to Destroy Christmas 1	1
20	20 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
43	43 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for Grammys
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1