Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

55	55 Vote	Here's Why That's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
6	6 Vote	Celebs You Never Knew Existed
3	3 Vote	Why Coke Is Getting Ebola
4	4 Vote	Vin Diesel Is a Shining Example of Ingenuity
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
5	5 Vote	Democrats and Republicans Start Making Fun of Terrorists
147	147 Vote	How Whales Will Save the Whales, by Killing Them 1	1
87	87 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Charged With Corruption Case
4	4 Vote	This Dude Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince Someone They're Wrong
7	7 Vote	Dog Dies After Battling Cancer Patient
17	17 Vote	Professor Stabbed to Death With a Smile
42	42 Vote	Another Birth Control Recall, This Time With Music
7	7 Vote	This Dad Was Baffled After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
6	6 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the Today Show Your 3rd Grade Science Textbook as Written by Somebody Else
63	63 Vote	Idiocracy Is a Giant Pancake in Your Mouth
105	105 Vote	40 Percent of Guys With Beards Got Together to Give Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
4	4 Vote	How to Apologize After You Have Another What's Up With Kids These Days?! Moment
94	94 Vote	Six Reasons Why Everyone Loves Her. Haha, Just Kidding!
8	8 Vote	Members of Congress No Longer Exist
5	5 Vote	Suspended While Black? In Preschool. Yeah, It's a Doozy
26	26 Vote	Francis Chan: Is Jesus a Great White Shark
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
5	5 Vote	7 Needlessly Difficult Features of Japanese Toilets
104	104 Vote	Former Obama Advisers Are Ready for Zombies
31	31 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
49	49 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Her Sh*t on an ATV Ride Because Her Baby Is Born
8	8 Vote	A Guide to Medieval Banging
28	28 Vote	Colorado Man Infected With Deadliest, Rarest Form of Flattery
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
7	7 Vote	Hold the Phone, Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son Is Alive and It Signals Something Ominous
75	75 Vote	ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
97	97 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Dip a Cheeseburger in Acid
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
185	185 Vote	27 Inspiring Thoughts to Help You Embarrass Yourself This Year
25	25 Vote	U.S.: Russia Responsible for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes?
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
101	101 Vote	Hideo Kojima Tried & Failed to Eulogize a Clown