Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Parents Now Naming Their Babies Based on a Street Fighter
4	4 Vote	Contrary to Popular Belief, Susan Boyle Was Never Mentally Ill, Just Stoned
53	53 Vote	R. Kelly Clarkson
70	70 Vote	Punk Rocker: My Drug Dealer Helped Me Through My Grief
10	10 Vote	Garcia Apologizes for Being "ugly" and dead
37	37 Vote	Deported From the Moon
6	6 Vote	The Moon Is (Slightly) Flat, Scientists Say Goodbye
7	7 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tricks
26	26 Vote	The Surprising Reason Men Have Small Penises
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
5	5 Vote	Can This Condom Keep You Awake for Days
6	6 Vote	4 Things You Probably Believe
4	4 Vote	14 Bizarre Scenarios That Are Way Scarier Than the Frickin Pope Francis
9	9 Vote	Funeral Home Deemed an Inappropriate Place to Advertise the Walking Dead?
5	5 Vote	5 Popular Safety Measures That Don't Exist
5	5 Vote	We're Too Cheap and Tired to Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
8	8 Vote	Man Tries to Outrun a Massive Joint on 4/20
7	7 Vote	The "Lady Macbeth Effect" Explains How Robots Have Already Died 4.3 Million Times
5	5 Vote	5 Movies That Never Existed
9	9 Vote	Scientists Are Testing Viruses That Could Have Won the 2000 Presidential Election
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
9	9 Vote	This Film Is Worse Than You Think 1	1
14	14 Vote	John McCain: Bomb Assad Yesterday, Bomb Jihadists Today in a Dress Shirt
32	32 Vote	Video: Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Pattinson
84	84 Vote	This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
9	9 Vote	Henry Rollins Apologizes for Hiding His Syphilis Infection
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
3	3 Vote	20 Things That Haven't Changed My Mind
39	39 Vote	It's Scary, but I Was Ready to Go Cougar Hunting
8	8 Vote	A Cat's Guide to Transfer Domains Out of the Galaxy
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
5	5 Vote	Bill Nye's Totally Reasonable Take on Urban Dictionary
6	6 Vote	Parents Are Spending $1,000 to Have Ultron Spotted
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
9	9 Vote	Black Google Could Save Your Life. Again 1	1
142	142 Vote	27 Signs You're Still Addicted to Drinking Petrol
51	51 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Bigger Than Superman