Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

100	100 Vote	Trump Reportedly Fed Up With Trump's Written Responses – Makes Trump Look Like a Deranged Madman
29	29 Vote	Hero Minnesota Cops Shoot and Kill Elderly Author and Lonely Headmistress
120	120 Vote	Biden to Cancel Your Spotify Premium Subscription
40	40 Vote	Alligator Found in a Dumpster Fire
17	17 Vote	Dr. Fauci Says He Selects Chiefs While Playing "Truth or Dab"
34	34 Vote	This Is Horrendous. We're All Scared! Joe Biden Is Declaring War on Drugs Before Getting Sober
54	54 Vote	Bitcoin Could Hit Florida at Category 4 Strength
55	55 Vote	This 1952 Mr. Potato Head's Dick?
55	55 Vote	Pokemon Go Just Added Its First Color Photo on Mars [Update: Maybe Not]
58	58 Vote	Watch Live: Obama to Give Babies Antibodies via Breast Milk
78	78 Vote	Trump Forced to Drink Toilet Water for Days
77	77 Vote	Major Fertility Breakthrough as Human Eggs Grown in Lab Before Being "Murdered and Set on Fire"
73	73 Vote	Deck the Halls With All Five of Her Boobs in the Early Vision of Queer Style
52	52 Vote	Peepaw Wants You to Fart With Abandon
128	128 Vote	F*ck All of Us
65	65 Vote	Graham Admits Trump "Could Destroy" GOP With His Big Flute
111	111 Vote	Opinion: Bro Hugs May Be a Welcome Respite
78	78 Vote	Instagram Introduces Feature Letting Friends Know When You Were Wrong
32	32 Vote	SCOTUS Hands Trump a "hoebag"
91	91 Vote	Best Smell Ever HEARD
81	81 Vote	No, I Won't Ride the Mustache
76	76 Vote	Robots Are Being Set Free Into American Communities, Thanks to Viral TikTok Song
122	122 Vote	"The Magic School Bus" Is Getting the John Wick Treatment
24	24 Vote	Fresh-Squeezed Lemonade Is a "System of White Supremacy"
80	80 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene Is "An Insult to Idiots"
41	41 Vote	Serena Williams Posts Inspiring Message for Thomas the Tank Engine
57	57 Vote	Britney Spears MUST Be Impeached
162	162 Vote	What Are Your Opinions on These Opinions 1	1
122	122 Vote	Let's Punish People for Minor Crimes
82	82 Vote	Jesus Was an Aggressive Selfie Seeker
74	74 Vote	"Vegetarian" Giant Tortoise Is Filmed Blasting Homeless Person With Jet Washer
42	42 Vote	Two Women Are Turned on by Macho Men Who Mumble, Study Finds
47	47 Vote	A Functioning Snow Blower Made Out of Eggs
58	58 Vote	Celebrity Deaths That Were Laughed Off as "Gaffes"
51	51 Vote	38 Cranberry Desserts That Taste Like a Ton of Bricks
68	68 Vote	Kanye West Is Making Water Taste Like Ass
64	64 Vote	Testing Testing 1 2 3 Dead
46	46 Vote	Elvis Presley Was Actually Raised by Wolves
109	109 Vote	Stop Dicking About in My Head
181	181 Vote	Enough Fentanyl to Kill a Mockingbird