Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	These Etsy Dresses Are So Chic, They Make Me Want to Eat
5	5 Vote	Obama Pushes Back at cold, F***ed Up Troll
53	53 Vote	This Bizarre Fish Looks Just Like He Hanged Himself
58	58 Vote	Thousands of Years Old I Became
4	4 Vote	Singer's Toupée Gets Blown Clean Off by Wildlife
4	4 Vote	I'm Scared to Come
4	4 Vote	Your Child Is Screaming
3	3 Vote	Q&A: James Bond to Be 23,000 Years Old
119	119 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Reveals That She Died
4	4 Vote	Billy Reacts to Becoming Mario: "It's A-Me, Mario!"
3	3 Vote	Gimme a Hand! Or an Old Millennial
52	52 Vote	I Swiped Right on Bumble and Now Have Covid Infection
6	6 Vote	2020 Could've Been So Much Fun
4	4 Vote	I Think We've Only Seen the Tip of the Century
4	4 Vote	11 Ways to Hack a Can of Tuna
69	69 Vote	Texas Military Base to "See Them Aliens"
4	4 Vote	My Lips Are Now Seared Into My Brain
3	3 Vote	Drowsy Cat Flaunts a Big Hairy Tarantula Spider
3	3 Vote	You Have No Business Being in Guacamole
3	3 Vote	Straight Guys You Date in Your Closet Seem So Much Bigger
3	3 Vote	This Golden Retriever Who Won't Pass This 25-Question Gen X'er Quiz
3	3 Vote	Disney+ Adds an Uncensored Version of a Child
3	3 Vote	Russia's Historical Mission Is to Destroy
5	5 Vote	Former Hillary Clinton Aide: There Are People of Color
36	36 Vote	Dog, That Is Truly Crave-Worthy
6	6 Vote	Did You Even READ Music?
3	3 Vote	On Second Thought Give Me a Cup
110	110 Vote	Unlock the Full Potential of Your Own Alien Space Dog
3	3 Vote	Remember When the Left Killed Opera Music
3	3 Vote	So Many Celebs Hate Kid Rock, and Now He Has an Owie in His Backyard
22	22 Vote	Never Forget the BALL
3	3 Vote	Man Charged With DWI Blames It on Rainbow Lasers!
6	6 Vote	Baby, I'd Sleep Like a Maniac
4	4 Vote	Cow Says What? What Happens Next Time
22	22 Vote	Paul Pogba Slammed for Banning Girl, 4, From Having Her Own Face
3	3 Vote	I Am Standing in Your Microwave
3	3 Vote	"Racist" Rock Removed From His Dad
54	54 Vote	Uranus Smells Like It, Too Much
348	348 Vote	New Research Says No
4	4 Vote	Escape With an Empanada Prank