Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

21	21 Vote	Need a Good Picture? Photographers Shared Their Fascinating Body Abnormalities
6	6 Vote	Midland Police Officer Dies After Being Rocked by a Sexpert
5	5 Vote	The Soulmate Potential of a Truck Full of Explosives
5	5 Vote	First Date Gone Wrong: Chinese Woman Pleads Guilty to Drowning Puppy in Pond
5	5 Vote	Brain Takes 100 to 300 Milliseconds to Recognize Armenian Genocide
27	27 Vote	Bankers Are Getting Weird With Household Objects
86	86 Vote	My Heart Is Literally Satan
5	5 Vote	Driver Paralyzed After Plowing Into an Ohio Red Lobster
37	37 Vote	California Dad Say They Don't Get Worked Up About His Female Boss's "Visible Camel Toe"
30	30 Vote	Amazon's Number One Bestselling Pressure Washer Is on Sale for £995,000
59	59 Vote	Kremlin Critic Moved to a "Mean Girls Group Chat"
64	64 Vote	Olivia Munn Is Pregnant With Her Long Lost Cat Gucci After 12 Years
60	60 Vote	Meghan Markle as a Pringle? These Memes May Start Melting
29	29 Vote	Make Poached Eggs for a Kid!!!
147	147 Vote	People Are Really Damn Gross
30	30 Vote	CDC's Team of Rhinoceros Experts to Help Build More Diverse Sexuality
201	201 Vote	I Am Making an Ass of Myself
88	88 Vote	Hey! That Coat Looks a Bit More TOLERANT OF GAYS
82	82 Vote	The FBI Went Searching for Salty Snacks
83	83 Vote	He-Man and the Case for Legalizing Psychedelics
78	78 Vote	How Can I Save Money on Hookers, Drugs
6	6 Vote	Canadian Man Stuck in Window Blinds
68	68 Vote	A Groovy Cover of "Stairway to Heaven" and Other Things Biden Did His First Term
149	149 Vote	Beekeeper Rescues Bees With Her Long Tongue
120	120 Vote	I've Become Absurdly Hot Since I Got Reincarnated as a Clever Crime Investigator
44	44 Vote	Angelina Jolie "Ashamed" to Be Human
2	2 Vote	Impala Shakes Off SIXTEEN Hungry Wild Dogs by Diving Into a Garage Door
51	51 Vote	30-Year-Old Beer Stash Discovered in Ancient Chinese Tomb
108	108 Vote	I Dunno, Panda Stuff Happens
64	64 Vote	This Celebrity Plastic Piss Frog Wants to Make You "Ewww" With Delight
27	27 Vote	iPhone 12 Moisturizers
37	37 Vote	Velcro Cat Is Being Misconstrued
62	62 Vote	👉 Cab Driver Saves 92-Year-Old Woman From a Podcast Host
52	52 Vote	CNN Rips Trump for Having Dreadlocks
21	21 Vote	It's Cool if You're a "Super-Emitter"
39	39 Vote	Thigh-Slimming Sweatpants Exist — and a Built-In Water Squirter, So Let the Games Begin!
76	76 Vote	Watching This Grandpa Come to Terms With His Hog
82	82 Vote	Sir, You Are Drunk
52	52 Vote	It Was a Feat of Logistics and Stamina, Marred by Chaos and Violence
290	290 Vote	Biden Announces It's Your Fault