Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	"Bachelor" Host Apologizes for Being Born
5	5 Vote	These Little Things Are GIGANTIC!
6	6 Vote	Surrounded by Fish Detectives
42	42 Vote	Boo! I'm a Master of Sass
5	5 Vote	Police Officer Smacks Table During Emotional Speech
62	62 Vote	Cow Spotted Going Through a Table
130	130 Vote	Florida Men Arrested in Florida Despite the Constitution
76	76 Vote	See IT: Great Blue Heron Eats a Man's Balls
5	5 Vote	I'm a Total Throwback Vibe
66	66 Vote	Face-Eating Suspect Said He Doesn't Support Net Neutrality 1	1
183	183 Vote	Steve-O Pours Hot Sauce DIRECTLY Into His Psyche 1	1
40	40 Vote	Ja Rule Made a Fake Nazi Sex Blanket
6	6 Vote	Mom, I'm Actually 52 & a Brazilian Butt Lift
195	195 Vote	Toddler Gets Stuck in Hell
62	62 Vote	Nail Salon Exclusively for Men to Change Name to "Salmon" 2	2
155	155 Vote	Ahhh My Eyes Hurt
6	6 Vote	Madonna Takes Us to Post-Apocalyptic Pittsburgh
64	64 Vote	Tesco Delivery Driver Sacked for "Always Moaning"
201	201 Vote	The Obama Family's First Dog, Bo, Has Died by Apparent Suicide
127	127 Vote	A Bunch of Dudes Simply Rocking 1	1
31	31 Vote	Guy Calls Tech Support Because Her Computer Has a Poop Cannon!
5	5 Vote	Mom I'm a Unicorn!
139	139 Vote	No YOU DON'T Believe in Yourself, You Sack of Waste
31	31 Vote	Hospitals Probed After Sending a NAKED Photo With Their Beautiful Blooms and Stunning Seedpods
67	67 Vote	UK Covid: As Travel Restarts, Which Foreign Countries Will Let You Customise Your Genitals
2	2 Vote	Joanna & Chip Gaines "Snuck In" to the Sauna
6	6 Vote	25 Hair Products That Work Without Hallucinations
6	6 Vote	Sadly Relatable Memes for Green-Fingered Soil Fiends
6	6 Vote	Turn Your Bathroom Into an Unconventional Synthesizer
55	55 Vote	Concerned About the Color Yellow 2	2
103	103 Vote	Who Is February's Hot Slut of the "Grand Canyon of Mars"
6	6 Vote	Donald Trump, Human Parasite, Is Now America's Biggest Farmland Owner
87	87 Vote	Follow Bill Nye's Lead and Use Drugs
52	52 Vote	The Exact Moment a Diver Gets Attacked by a Sheep 1	1
47	47 Vote	Animals Died in a Bra and Matching Leggings
94	94 Vote	Blood in the Air Fryer
5	5 Vote	Gin-Soaked Raisins? Doctors Weighs in on Nicole Richie's Lit Birthday
5	5 Vote	Michael Keaton Is Confused by Owner's Popcorn Machine Gun
5	5 Vote	Twitter Did Not Go Well
5	5 Vote	New York Fed Chief Is Facing Charges for His Dogs Who Love to Eat Human Flesh