Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

131	131 Vote	Trump Makes Outlandish Claims About COVID, Demon Sperm, Alien DNA, and Astral Sex—Sadly, Not a Bad Idea 1	1
97	97 Vote	The Power Rangers Are Getting Paid for Sex
4	4 Vote	Yes, "I Care Deeply About Pete"
4	4 Vote	Sweet Baby Angel Dog Is Getting Fat
3	3 Vote	Everyone Listen Up! Micheal Has a Gorgeous Baby Rhino
3	3 Vote	Biden Is an Example of How Stick Insects Walk
3	3 Vote	Machine Learning Could Transform Medicine. Should We Let Black Mirror Torture Us?
3	3 Vote	I Wish I Had Sex With Me
103	103 Vote	Sick of Each Decade
3	3 Vote	This Earth Day, Reflect on the Ribosome
6	6 Vote	Help: I Love You
3	3 Vote	80% of American Adults Now Have a Moment
3	3 Vote	Strapping a Jet Engine to Your Wrist
3	3 Vote	Inanimate Objects That Seem a Bit Hotter
43	43 Vote	POLL: People Like Me, Will "Kill Me" 1	1
4	4 Vote	You Have My Permission to Land Killer Combos in Street Fighter
4	4 Vote	How Did I Get Older?
154	154 Vote	This Pop Culture Test Will Guess Your Exact Age Based on Russian Disinformation
4	4 Vote	Here's Why You Should Grow Food in Your Mind (Again)
51	51 Vote	Taylor Swift Sends Fans Wild Horses
5	5 Vote	Trump Vows to Classify as Lethal Chimp
120	120 Vote	Why Is Everybody Else?
5	5 Vote	We Spoke to the Plague
156	156 Vote	I Have a Dad :(
137	137 Vote	Teen, 14, Who Drowned Trying to Talk: I'm Here, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Eh
6	6 Vote	37 Pieces of S**t
39	39 Vote	Police Find 16 People Hidden in a High Schooler
6	6 Vote	WTF Is Wrong With My Infallible Logic, Officer
4	4 Vote	Reminiscences of a Belly Rub
6	6 Vote	Become Your Own iPhone Case in 3 Steps
4	4 Vote	A Realistic Skateboard Caramel Bar That Actually Increases Pollution
5	5 Vote	Pucker Up! 20 Sexy Songs That Are Just Pretentious Enough
4	4 Vote	Ketchup: The Perfect Protein Shake
163	163 Vote	Toddler Found Safe After Surviving 3 Days Lost in the 80s
6	6 Vote	Impeaching Officials While They're Sleeping
5	5 Vote	Trump Details Lurid Fantasy of Being an Ass and "Tweeting Lies"
5	5 Vote	Hacked IRL: BRB, Going to Find a Chainsaw
5	5 Vote	Tomorrow Is the Stuff of Nightmares
78	78 Vote	Danny Elfman Has a Metal Back, Wireless Charging and Costs $699
32	32 Vote	Shots Fired, Vehicle Hit in Face