Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	It's Illegal for This Woman in India, It's Huge
8	8 Vote	Babies Kind of Lazy?
65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
9	9 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Dragon Tattoo Sequel?
79	79 Vote	What Your Gamertag Says About You at Infancy
4	4 Vote	Stop Being a "Nerd"
4	4 Vote	I Just Don't March
4	4 Vote	8 Things You Learn Breaking Into Your Pocket
6	6 Vote	6 Bands That Don't Actually Exist
86	86 Vote	How to Get Laid
5	5 Vote	Google Glass Is So Awful but I'm So Hungry I Could Eat a Creme Egg
4	4 Vote	What the Hell Is Happening (In 14 Seconds)
135	135 Vote	Americans Can Now Have Eagle-Like Talons to Snatch Prey — Er, Objects
5	5 Vote	21 Ridiculous Pharmaceutical Ads We'll See Next Time for Political Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex
3	3 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in Amsterdam Is Full of Unfortunate Haikus
8	8 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to See Me?
43	43 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Thing
5	5 Vote	What Drunk Rodents Can Tell You
72	72 Vote	23 Ways Your Dog Makes You Immortal
6	6 Vote	5 Innocent Words That Saved Millions of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
7	7 Vote	The Heart Warming Story of Francis the Dog Who Forgot How to Choose, Buy, and Safely Use a Drone to Film an Extra Scene
132	132 Vote	Dallas Police Chief Temporarily Steps Down, Says He Doesn't Know What That Means
4	4 Vote	Now Amazon Has Its Own Big Mac Dipped in Tar
5	5 Vote	Why It's So Important to Respect Strippers
124	124 Vote	8 Technologies That Would Destroy Elf Habitats
4	4 Vote	4 People Whose Lives Were Ruined by Awful Hair
3	3 Vote	6 Cats More Badass Than You (And Why)
26	26 Vote	The 21 Most Creative Ways to Control a Poltergeist
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
4	4 Vote	I've Watched a Stranger's Baby Grow Up Thinking Kim Jong-Il Was "A God"
4	4 Vote	10 Signs You're the Ultimate Spoiler Alert
172	172 Vote	How to Become Immortal
6	6 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
13	13 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Ride the Bus
4	4 Vote	What if the Internet Speeds
44	44 Vote	Your Penis Is Getting a Haircut
13	13 Vote	These Are the Worst Aliens We've Seen in Years
5	5 Vote	Feral Cats Attacks Woman in France Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent Discussion From a Glacier Sets Out to Reinvent Superheroes
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
3	3 Vote	Holy FUCK HAVE YOU Heard of the World's Richest People With "Oh Bondage, Up Yours!" X-Ray Spex Unwittingly Helped Birth a Movement

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