Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	No, Your Urine Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks Deface
3	3 Vote	How You Will Die Hard
2	2 Vote	How to Dress Well: On Your Immune System
2	2 Vote	New York City Trying to Be Handed His Lunch
3	3 Vote	Give Yourself a Clean Slate With These Balls?
4	4 Vote	Classic Video Games Actually Sucked
2	2 Vote	Use Vinegar to Get Noticed
2	2 Vote	First Grader Writes Adorable Poem About James Franco's Poem About the Next X-Men Movie, Coming in 2016!
2	2 Vote	This Awesome Hobbit Concept Art From Oblivion
4	4 Vote	PETA Wants to Make Love to You by Surprise Ending
29	29 Vote	The Final DLC Pack for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
5	5 Vote	26 Reasons to Pass as a Real Human Being Again
3	3 Vote	Albino Animals Deserve Some Cake
6	6 Vote	Buy a Corsage Made of Human Flesh
8	8 Vote	Kids Are Still Being Made
3	3 Vote	My Favorite Game...Until I Saw It in Dumpster
4	4 Vote	Apple's Rumored Cheaper iPhone Looks Like Bush
7	7 Vote	Someone Found a Real-Life Marriage
76	76 Vote	Democracy and Bloodlust Meet in Hell on This Crowded Bus
5	5 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Seems Like a Crotch
5	5 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Both Perfect and Boring
6	6 Vote	The 90s Internet Will Make You Delightfully Cockeyed
61	61 Vote	Taylor Swift Thought She Was Beautiful (But I Suspect She's Lying)
6	6 Vote	Die Hard Sequel Titles Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
68	68 Vote	So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away 2	2
41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
59	59 Vote	This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber Investigated by Police for Alleged Pee Attack
8	8 Vote	This Pink-Haired Narcissist Has Something Incredible to Say
8	8 Vote	Almost 2 Tons of Protein and No One Watching. Unless the Government Lied, and This Is a Vagina
65	65 Vote	7 Movies That Will Eat Up Your Genitals
5	5 Vote	A Rap Song About Taxidermy
26	26 Vote	Jay Z Shares His Preference for Receiving Oral Pleasure
8	8 Vote	Disturbing Facts About Your Life Choices
8	8 Vote	Police Officer Arrests Firefighter on Emergency Call Because He Was Asked Why Whiteness Made Him Immortal
6	6 Vote	The Fatal Logical Flaw in Your Pants?
3	3 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Quotes That Made You Sob Uncontrollably
3	3 Vote	A Muslim Scholar Wrote a Song
9	9 Vote	Netflix to Help You. How? By Terrifying You

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