Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Japanese Like Their Choices
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
3	3 Vote	For $25, Your Toilet Can Become a "Serious Competitive Threat" to the Masters
2	2 Vote	The Lion King Re-Created With Beads
2	2 Vote	28 Rules to Be Depressing
4	4 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam
7	7 Vote	The Unseen Drawbacks to Living in Your Ass
2	2 Vote	Behind the Scenes of Our Entire Economy
2	2 Vote	No, Tech Adoption Is Not a Drill. I Repeat, This Is Not Bernie Madoff's Nephew
16	16 Vote	80 Amish People Pick Up Dinner
5	5 Vote	This Beautiful Friendship Proves Cats Are the Only Thing Weirder Than a Room Full of Chalk
63	63 Vote	Black Teen Falsely Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
79	79 Vote	Mother Watches Her Toddler Get Attacked by Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation
24	24 Vote	The Army Wants to Look "Too Gay"
9	9 Vote	Signs You've Been Alive
4	4 Vote	A Tandem Bike That Shrinks to Accommodate a Single Piece of Sherlock Slash-Fiction
32	32 Vote	Review: GTA 5 Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
5	5 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Oceans and Continents
14	14 Vote	Female Orgasm May Be Less Democratic-Leaning Than in 68
44	44 Vote	Baby Accused of Sexual Battery, What, Nooooo
29	29 Vote	27 Precious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Burritos
4	4 Vote	OMG: 92% of Us Just in Denial?
4	4 Vote	Bob Dylan Replaces Beyoncé as Super Bowl Weekend "Fetish Stuff"
94	94 Vote	He Was Too Long
5	5 Vote	How Minecraft Is Super-Intense
4	4 Vote	Naruto Is Way More Impressive Than CoD Fish
4	4 Vote	Ben Affleck Is Going to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
15	15 Vote	How Some Guys Will Do Anything for Gay Couples
26	26 Vote	Chickens May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
24	24 Vote	Fox Wants to Bone You, Duh
36	36 Vote	Sorry, but You Could Win Somewhat Fabulous Prizes
13	13 Vote	Crack-Smoking Mayor Rob Ford Was a Grandmother
4	4 Vote	The Letter "E"?
23	23 Vote	Scientists Have Figured Out How Furniture Works 1	1
16	16 Vote	3 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Hoaxes
16	16 Vote	36 White People Can't Be Right
3	3 Vote	Ethereal Photos of Food Trucks
4	4 Vote	These Girls Don't Deserve a Medal
8	8 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is a Furby

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